So sometimes I am an extreme looser and am home alone all night long while Mikey works the night shift at Palmer Paving and Dave and Cait are else where. I will say, it is very depressing and come dinner time I kind of get empty nest syndrome! I AM ONLY 25! I AM TOO YOUNG FOR THIS SH!T!!!!!!
Anyways when that is the case, I am obviously not going to make a huge meal which is why I have been a bit dormant from Tuesday-Friday… there was no one elses but me to cook for! Ya I know, D-E-P-R-E-S-S-I-N-G
Well incase you wonder what I do for myself, or if I just starve until the next meal comes around… here is what I manage for myself so you all can mock and laugh at me hahaha! Especially laugh at me for turning it into one of my step by step deals! LOL!
1 Package of Frozen Mrs. T’s Perogies
1 Purple Onion
1/2 Stick of Butter
Anyways I heat my butter ever so nonchalantly over medium heat because psssssssh, who cares is anyone is home to cook dinner for… not I… ::sigh::
I brown my frozed periogies on both sides for a total of hmmmmm… maybe 7 minutes… They love me unconditionally so I love them just the same back…
See, they look so happy all nestled up in a paper towel all warm and cozy looking unlike yourself! Now drink some wine so you feel a little better about yourself!
Next I slice up my onion and saute it until it carmalizes over medium high heat… Drink some more wine!
NOW ITS A PARTY!!!!!
Ok since your onions and perogies are done..,. toss togeather and drown your sorrows in the rest of your bottle of wine…
Or atleast until you dont feel so lonesome!
YAY! Now you wont feel so hungry so you can focus soley on feeling alone in a big house in the middle of the woods!
Oh and did I mention you can hear scary things in the dark digging around in your trash!